mom:how are your grades this semester?
me:mother what's important is that we have our health
Excuse my language but….
After hearing these stories, I hate you and your spoiled ass even more
White parent lectures:Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
Asian parent lectures:Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)
